Kid: Where are the elephants?
Me: Tulsa zoo
Kid: Why?
Me: They are making more baby elephants. (as soon as I said this I wish I hadn't)
Kid: How do you MAKE a baby elephant?
Me: ummmm...the same way you make baby humans. (wrong answer Katie!)
Kid: ohhhhhhhhhh so God makes baby elephants in Tulsa?
Me: Yes you are exactly right
Not only are God and Jesus the right answer for everything in Bible class, but also for when I'm stuck with trying to explain procreation to 2nd graders.
3 comments:
Really, it is the best way to explain it. And you don't even have to lie!
my friend michele had a nightmare last night about BABY ELEPHANTS! she knocked one on the head with a hammer to KILL IT. because, you know, it kept chasing her.
random.
but even more random that you decided to post about baby elephants today. my goodness.
Jesus and God are the answer to all kid questions.
I'm adopting that immediately.
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